And ten years later, this is still hot…
This will never not be hot
the hobbit + light
Hogwarts Acceptance Letter.
*steps on something wet* *screams for 34 years*
I had a really small period and I was like “maybe I just miscarried a tiny fetus” and then I realized I haven’t had sex since Columbus landed in the Americas
I realize this sounds like I fucked Columbus. I want to clarify. Just so there’s no confusion, I did. I did fuck Columbus.
Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead
This is a man who loves his child but fears death at the child’s hand…